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2010-01-07

Dar esu šiek tiek euforijoje po iškentėtos gastroskopijos (“žarnos rijimo”), nes, kad ir kaip buvo nemalonu, visus “aplenkė” maždaug 35-40 metų vyriškis.

Poliklinikos koridorius, aišku, pilnas žmonių, šalia manęs kinkas drebina bobulytė (ji turbūt supermamų iš vakaro neskaito), o į baisųjį kabinetą eina vyriškis, prieš tai prisipažinęs, kad procedūrą atidėliojo du metus. Už poros minučių visas koridorius nutyla, nes pasigirsta rėkimas, baubimas, žiaukčiojimas ir tada dar rėkimas. Tada visi pratrūksta juoktis, bobulytė šalia manęs išblykšta, aš nuryju seiles ir bandau ją nuraminti.

Išėjęs vyriškis ironiškai man drėbteli “Sėkmės!”, o aš seselės teiraujuosi, ar tikrai čia tas vyriškis rėkė.
- Ai, tai kad pas mus visi vyrai kaip vaikai elgiasi, čia ne pirmas toks ir ne paskutinis.
Cha, galvoju, nu bent kartą. Ir ryžtingai viską iškenčiu.

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Kategorija: Vyrai/Moterys | Komentarų: 124

Darius

2010-01-07 13:54

Man vaikystėje du kart šią procedūrą darė. Tiesa, pas kaltas, nes pirmą sykį vėmimą sukėlė, kadangi valgiau nors uždrausta buvo :) Teko daryti antrą kartą, praėjo gerai, neverkiau.

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2010-01-07 13:55

Ė, manau, kad šita operacija yra viena klaikiausių žmonijos istorijoj (aišku neskaitant dantų rovimo be nuskausminamų). Viską atlikus seselė dar klausia, ar nebuvo taip baisu. Gal galėtumėt pakartot, aš jai sakau. Šito vamzdžio slankiojimas po tavo kūną vis dėlto yra nepakartojamas jausmas. Bet moterys pasamonėj turi, kad skausmus joms reikia iškęst. Vyrai, manau, verčiau žūtų nuo priešo kulkos. Garbingai ir greitai.

Laura

2010-01-07 14:47

Aš tiesiog… niekada nesu girdėjusi šitaip baubiant suaugusio vyro :)

Anon

2010-01-07 14:54

Viktorai, O Jūs įvertinote, pavyzdžiui, endoskopinį storosios žarnos tyrimą arba šlapimtakio kateterį?

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2010-01-08 2:36

Trina komentarus, shudas. Ir porno nemegsta.

Laura

2010-01-08 9:43

Brutalo, kai rašysiu apie porno, galėsi savo komentarą pakartoti. O čia jis buvo nei laiku, nei į temą.

Salomėja

2010-01-08 11:54

Manęs tai šiaip pas gydytoją niekas nenutemptų, o tokiai procedūrai tai ir surištos turbūt nepavyktų :)

Laura

2010-01-08 12:13

Nu kai jau nebegali normaliai bendrauti su niekuo, valgyti ir miegoti, nes viskas dega, tai tenka nueiti :)

Salomėja

2010-01-08 12:45

:)) Tektų nevalgyt, nemiegot ir nebendraut man:). Būtų nepirmas kartas:). Žinau ką sakau. Gi pas gydytoją nuo 17 metų nebuvau ne dėl to, kad labai sveika.

Originalas

2010-01-13 18:24

Vyrai nepratę neaiškių žarnų į burną imti. :D

Prisigalvoja nesąmonių tie gydytojai ir tiek. Seniau gi neturėjo visokių iškrypusių tyrimo aparatų, ir niekas nemirė.. :) Taip pat dar negalima skriausti nei šuniukų, nei vyrų, todėl visokius dantis rauna ar kokias mėsas pjausto, kad net nepajauti. Visokius SSRS laikų tyrimus seniai reikia uždrausti, nes nehumaniški. :D

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